A thousand words

July 1, 2006 at 3:08 am (Uncategorized)





  1. "The Weasel" said,


  2. Linda said,

    Is that Michael Jackson under the makeup?

  3. K2 said,

    Mmmmm . . . human tenders. But they’re fried in shortening. Too much trans fat for me.

  4. jarheaddoc said,

    I think that’s the Burger King being parted out. Stupid ronald; you can oust the CEO, but it’s really the board of directors who have control of things.

  5. AO said,

    So, that’s where Big Mac’s come from. A guy named Mac.

  6. Mongo said,

    Mongo say
    “Taste like chicken”

  7. Mainetarr said,


  8. Mainetarr said,

    It costs an arm and a leg to eat at McDonalds these days or what?

  9. jarheaddoc said,

    Maybethis is the only way he can get ahead of the competition

  10. Treehugger said,

    John Wayne Gacey in his early years?

  11. LaFlamme said,


  12. LaFlamme said,

    The neglected, drug abused, little known son of Ronald. Sad story. This photo was snapped under a bridge on the south side of Chicago after little Ronald fled a rehab. So, what I’m saying is, it’s all true.

  13. Martha said,

    YUCK!!!! And I had McDonalds for lunch….BLAH!!!!! Mark you’re a brat.. but then we already knew that, didn’t we.. ­čÖé

  14. Omnius said,

    McSoylent Green?

  15. AO said,

    Ha. McSoylent Green. Good one.

  16. Linda said,

    Yes, that’s dark, Omnius. Just what we like!

  17. AO said,

    Linda, Did you get your shopping done today?

  18. Nadine said,

    Finger lickin’ good! — Oops! That’d be KFC…oh well.

  19. LaFlamme said,

    You just want some annoying, squeaky voiced teen to run up to Ronald McFlesh Eater and say: “You wanna supersize that?”

  20. Mainetarr said,

    If he wanted to supersize that, he would be eating Dan, that Fat bastard.

    I found out why Elton John plays the piano. Because he sucks on the organ.

  21. Mandy, the obit writer said,

    This photo depicts the creature in Mark’s “Son of Gacy” posting all grown up.

  22. AO said,

    Dan would make any meal from McDonald’s a…super…SUPER size. And, I’m sure that heartburn would follow. Probably followed by some puking, the runs and, really bad gas. And, the worst side effect would be…….you’d find yourself LOVING Baldi. Ugh. Think I’ll KEEP staying away from Mickey D’s.

  23. LaFlamme said,

    Hey, as far as we know, Dan got a high paying job, got on the BoFlex and replaced 280 pounds of fat with pure muscle, bought a motorcycle and scooped himself up hot little chickie. I mean, could happen.

  24. Omnius said,

    I had a very confused twenty seconds when I saw the name “Dan” in a few comments – though it meant me for a moment.

    Where do you find these pictures, Mark? And why? Boredom? Cocktails? Or just a fan of gallows humor?

  25. Linda said,

    Omnius, nothing that happens here is worth worrying about as long as twenty seconds. No, you gotta know the territory. You are our one and only Omnius.

  26. AO said,

    No, Omnius. You’re not the “Dan” we speak of. You’d have to be a really old “Lost Sole” to know of He Who Will Not Be Named. He caused lots of havoc. We’re just glad you’re here.

  27. LaFlamme said,

    Ah, a lot of people know my taste in the macabre and they send me this stuff. I mean, hey, it’s not landscapes or bowls of fruits, but it has its merits.

  28. Linda said,

    Yes it does. Overall the photo is gross, but I kind of like the red boots.

  29. AO said,

    I like the lipstick!

  30. brenda said,

    omnious, dan was framed! scapegoated! underdogged! he was heroic- standing up -alone- for the unpopular opinions, and so everyone ganged up on him and then when he fought back the same way that he was attacked, he was crucified! lynched! it was an outrage!

    he was pretty obnoxious sometimes, that’s true. He didn’t know when he had a friend, he thought everyone was against him. And so they were. Self- fulfilling prophesy?

    I love the Underdog, & I always have!

  31. Martha said,

    Dan, aka Jean seems to have dropped from sight again. All posts under the Jean name have been removed from the blogs at LSJ, or had been last I looked. Do you suppose they finally figured out what we all knew. Jean was just a new name for someone they had already banned so they enforced it?
    I think the lack of acrimony is actually kind of nice. Unfortunately, it likely won’t be long before he’ll be back under another name and try it again. He just can’t stay away. I don’t think he can help himself. So, Jean/Dan, since I know you read this.. sorry… but I don’t miss you.!!!!!

  32. Cynthia said,

    Is it just me or does this look like some twisted new J-horror flick depicting the eventual downfall of civilization via pop culture icons ala “Suicide Club”? It DOES look like a Japanese chick under there. Um, doesn’t it?

    Ok, maybe it’s just me…

    Love, Cynthia

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