Spot goes to summer camp

July 25, 2006 at 11:26 pm (Uncategorized)

An anonymous writer sent this picture and insisted I post it. He or she has a point. There’s something strange going on in this couple’s version of summertime fun. I’ll leave it to you whackos to sort it all out. Feel free to write hilarious and wildly inappropriate captions for each of the players.

 

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50 Comments

  1. Bobbie said,

    The look on the dog’s face reminds me of something that my daughter said to me tonight. When they got their dog, for some reason, every chance that presented itself, he’d lick my daughter’s boobs. Now that she’s pregnant, he’s switched to licking her belly whenever the chance presents itself.

    Have no idea what this has to do with the above photo, but you kinda figured it had to be a male dog who had the thing for the boobs, right?

    I’m gonna shoot my husband-it is raining hard enough here to make the satellite(?) go out for a few minutes (we’re in the middle of a severe thunderstorm with a very good lightening show) and of course, he has to find a way to make it screech really, really loud and then do the funky woooop sound. Not once, mind you, but twice for both of the sounds. And he wonders why I rarely let him have the remote any more!

  2. jarheaddoc said,

    And we thought K2 was listneing to the music and getting stoned while he was on vacation

  3. jarheaddoc said,

    Maybe the guy and the dog are the couple and they found that woman with the nice boobs as the third for their menage a trois

  4. K2 said,

    Is it my, or is that guy cramming is pooch from behind.

    And nothing like a pare of exposed mammilian protuberances at 7 am. Mere mamillary glands packed in lipid sacs, but still, I’m a huge fan. Hallelujah!

  5. K2 said,

    Me no spell good.

  6. Linda said,

    Well whatever they are doing, they seem to be enjoying it.

  7. jarheaddoc said,

    The dog seems to have way fewer problems with its orgasms than my cat does.

  8. Mainetarr said,

    Got a fur fetish? Rub a dog on your balls while your girlfriend watches.

    I believe the dog is trying to say “Call the humane society”

  9. jarheaddoc said,

    Dog: “Whoa, that definitely ain’t a banana!”

  10. jarheaddoc said,

    Is this the family you don’t claim as such, K2?

  11. K2 said,

    Nosiree, jd. My family will be my only family. If I ever got divorced, or if something, goodness forbid, really bad happened, I’d never remarry or have children in the future. This is it for me, good or bad.

    But I do have my eyes on a 17-year-old Vietnamese girl up for adoption.

  12. hedonistic said,

    Now THAT looks like a party I want to be at.

  13. jarheaddoc said,

    You been talkin’ secretly with herb, K2?

    I meant that those were the hicks that no one wanted to show up at the family reunion. You know, kids taking baths in the toilet, dog humping your leg, the weird uncle who always make you feel violated, that type of family, the ones you’d rather stayed in the closet.

  14. K2 said,

    Hey, 17 is legal there and here. I think.

  15. jarheaddoc said,

    Jesus, I need my eyes checked, dude! I thought you had typed 14 years old. sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

  16. Linda said,

    If they came on the Kawasaki, the dog’s probably not theirs ’cause where would it ride? So that might help to explain the dog’s surprised expression — the guy is a complete stranger.

  17. AO said,

    And..he’s riding a Kawasaki. Enough said.

  18. LaFlamme said,

    And how come those dudes in the background aren’t even mildly interested? Is something even more bizarre happening off camera?

  19. Linda said,

    Maybe a wedding on the beach, with naked people walking by?

  20. LaFlamme said,

    And motorcycles with fins and stung driving dogs? Dime a dozen, man.

  21. K2 said,

    Well, to me, it’s obvious that they’re at some sort of biker car/bike wash quasi-event, and somebody just douched the guy and his mut with a bucket of cold water. The topless chick does have a purple sponge in her hand. (See, it don’t just notice tits. Look at the cans on that bimbo. . . )

    AO, I’ll take a quiet Kawasaki over a Freudian Hog with cut pipes any day.

  22. LaFlamme said,

    Bachelor Party!

  23. K2 said,

    Check that. It’s a green sponge. Her spent-oil-soaked vaginal sponge is purple.

  24. Linda said,

    OK then how about this: the man, woman and dog were beamed up by aliens in 1974,and are being returned to earth. This explains the pain, shock and horror on their faces, who knows what they’ve been through? The spacecraft and the beam are invisible, and confer invisibility until the ship leaves the area. So the people in the background can’t see them, and are just staring idly at nothing in particular. I bet they are next in the beam.

  25. K2 said,

    Yeah. Bachelor Party quotes are pure scripture to me.

    Boy George has a yeast infection?!? He’s cancelling? Screw him. You know what? Screw you. (hangs up; phone rings again) Fuck you, eat shit — oh, sorry mom.

  26. LaFlamme said,

    Ha! I think he actually says: “Fuck you, eat shit, suck my… Oh, sorry mom.” I only remember because the “suck my…” gets me every time.
    “In clinical terms? Whacked out of his mind on drugs.”

  27. K2 said,

    Your one of may 100 people in the world that could properly correct me on that.

    I made some potato salad. Chunk style — my favorite.

  28. K2 said,

    maybe

  29. LaFlamme said,

    “oh, I waaaant some wiiiiine…”

  30. AO said,

    I think there must be an orgy going on behind them. That’s why they’re not paying any attention to these losers. It’s probably a “love fest” gathering.

  31. Linda said,

    Looks like we are about to have a thunder storm here in Wilton. I may be signing off soon. You know how I like to take really good care of my computer.

  32. Treehugger said,

    Plain and simple…………..
    Great TITS!

  33. LaFlamme said,

    Thanks, Treehugger. I’ve been working out.

  34. AO said,

    HAAAA!!!

  35. K2 said,

    Great?!? Stand alone, I’d give ’em a 6.5 out of 10, tops. (no pun intended.) And attached to that TMU (total mileage unkown) biker slut, they drop down to the 3.25.

  36. jarheaddoc said,

    Oh, cut the high and mighty shit, you fucking slut, K2! given a chance, and if you were absotively, posolutely SURE no one would find out, you’d ride that TMU and let her beat you about the face and neck with them!

    And that’s why they make condoms, buddy!

  37. jarheaddoc said,

    And how do you know that she’s not a nun from the New Catholic Church of America just having a good old fashioned family fund raiser so she can raise money for the legal defense fund of the church?! I mean, this is America….

  38. K2 said,

    Lady Justice? Please approach the (work)bench.

  39. Linda said,

    I don’t think you can ever be 100% sure of nobody finding something out. The more you’d hate for anyone to know, or anyone particular to know, the higher the probability of discovery. Seems that way to me anyhow.

  40. Linda said,

    We had a whopper of a thunderstorm. Lightning hit a tree on the next street over, just across from my house, and split it right down the middle. There is a crowd of people with a grader and chain saws, clearing it away. What a racket!

  41. AO said,

    Did the storm bring in any cooler air? If it did, I wish it would come this way.

  42. Linda said,

    Yes, much cooler AO. It’s really nice now, not sticky any more.

  43. AO said,

    Well, send that storm our way!

  44. Bobbie said,

    I’m glad that thye thunderstorm cooled someone off-ours only brought masses of sticky air this morning. Hopefully the one that’s forming now will cool things off instead of heat them up. Atleast I won’t have to water my grass tonight or tomorrow-2 days in a row so far.

  45. LaFlamme said,

    Hey, can any of you rock and rollers tell me again where the band name “Pink Floyd” derives from? I don’t feel like googling.

  46. Linda said,

    What, no takers? lazy slugs.

    http://experts.about.com/q/Pink-Floyd-555/Pink-Floyd-Name.htm

    two US blues musicians inspired the young Syd Barrett to choose the name Pink Floyd. Even though at a later time Barrett often claimed that the name was transmitted from an overhead flying saucer, the version that Syd Barrett took the first names of Pink Anderson and Floyd Council to create the band name seems to be a lot more believable.

    There is no evidence that Pink Anderson and Floyd Council ever recorded music together. Also, there seems to be no compilation that features both musicians together.

    Pink Anderson
    Pink Anderson was born February 12th 1900 in Lawrence, South Carolina und raised in Spartenburg in the northwest of South Carolina. His first years as musician he worked for a “Dr. Kerr” starting age 15. He had to gain attention while the “doctor” was selling miraculous elixirs. He was working for Kerr until he retired in 1945.

    In 1916 Pink met Simmie Dolley, a blind singer, much older than himself. Together they played at parties in and around Spartanburg.

    Together with Simmie Pink made his first recordings for Columbia, but it was not before the early 1950s that further recordings followed. After Simmie’s death in December 1960, Pink made a few recordings, including an appearance in a film called ‘The Bluesmen’ (1963). Otherwise, he mainly played for friends and taught songs to his son.

    Pink Anderson died in 1974.

    Floyd Council
    Floyd Council was born September 2nd 1911 in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. He began his career playing in the streets of Chapel Hill in the mid-20s with his brothers Leo and Thomas Strowd.

    In January of 1937 an ACR Records talent scout John Baxter Long heard Floyd play in the streets of Chapel Hill and invited him for recordings in New York, to work together with Blind Boy Fuller. Floyd played second guitar at these recordings. His solo tracks were later released as “Blind Boy Fuller’s buddy”.

    In an interview in 1969 Floyd looked back on recording 27 titles. Documented tracks are: six as soloist, seven supporting Fuller, two unreleased with Sonny Terry from December 1937 and three more, also unreleased later in his career.

    Floyd played around Chapel Hill in the 1940s and 1950s, together with Thomas Strowd or alone, in country clubs and at the local radio station. Floyd slowed and stopped playing due to an illness. In the late 1960s, a stroke partially paralysed his throat muscles and slowed his motor skills.

    Floyd moved to Sanford, North Carolina, where he died in June 1976. His final recordnings, made in August 1970, have not been released. Older musicians around Orange County, North Carolina, remember Floyd as the best guitarist of on the Carolina music scene.

  47. LaFlamme said,

    Wow. Excellent work, Linda. I have no idea why I began wondering that tonight.

  48. Linda said,

    The mind is a strange thing.

    We had company this weekend, people we had not seen for over 20 years. They were talking about a time in the 80s that they visited us while we were on vacation in Weld and I had no recollection of it. None at all. Then about 2 hours later, an entire weekend flooded into my consciousness, I even remembered the clothes we were all wearing and what we cooked on the grill. So creepy.

  49. LaFlamme said,

    Wow. Synapses fused together within the hypothalemus.

  50. Linda said,

    Exactly!

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