World’s Worst Job List

November 1, 2006 at 8:02 am (Uncategorized)

Seeing how we got on the subject of jobs in the Home Invasion blog, I was trying to think of what the worst possible job could be.  The list seems endless.  I got this list from the “chronicles of hectia” website, but what I really want to know is what you think.  What is the worst job you ever had?   

~ Shark Baiter
~ Road Kill Removal Crew
~ Prison Glee Club President
~ Rotten Sardine Taste Detector
~ Assistant To The Boss’s Nephew
~ Circus Elephant Clean Up Specialist
~ Nuclear Warhead Sensistivity Technician
~ Vice President, Screen Door Sales, North Pole Division
~ Director Of Public Relations, Chernobyl Nuclear Facility
~ The Person Responsible For Replacing Urinal Deodorizers
~ The Person Responsible For ReCycling Replaced Urinal Deodorizers



  1. brenda said,

    egg farm

  2. Mandy, the obit writer said,

    Speaking from experience, it is none too pleasant to have to settle a family dispute over an obituary.

  3. Arby said,

    Chicken Slaughterhouse worker (so I hear).

  4. Hillcrest Employee said,

    Shoving chicken necks into chicken asses.

  5. Richie said,

    Worst Job I ever had: Police Officer
    Anything that requires contact with “the public” sucks the big fat one. Period.
    Best job I ever had: Police Officer
    I used to give out candy at Halloween from my cruiser. Just seeing the look on the kids faces when they came over to my car.

  6. Bobbie said,

    packing eggs, picking eggs

    customer service rep/anything to do with phones


  7. jarheaddoc said,

    cleaning out a chicken house so the owner could make it a storage place.

  8. LaFlamme said,

    Job? Job?? Sorry, man. I can’t comment on that. I’m still on vacation, pretending I ain’t got no job.

  9. Herb said,

    worlds worst job~~brenda’s ob/gyn

  10. Pin on my nose said,

    The person who has to wash that speculum afterwards

  11. Mandy, the obit writer said,

    I don’t know if it would be worth making the list or not but how about Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon.

  12. jarheaddoc said,

    That guy would really make a great abstract artist, wouldn’t he?

  13. K2 said,


    George Bush’s fact checker. (Like he even has one.)

  14. Mainetarr said,

    John Kerry’s speech writer. But they were never in the military, cus them there peeple are stoopid.

  15. K2 said,

    Kerry is quite the speaker, there’s no doubt. How many elections can he ruin for the Democrats?

    Now, your turn to acknowledge a Bush flaw. . . .

  16. Mainetarr said,

    Geesh, don’t ge tme started on Bush. Whenever he speaks, he looks like he is holding in laughter or like someone hit him up side the head with a 2×4.

  17. LaFlamme said,

    BJ’s store clerk.

  18. Richie said,

    K2; you ignorant slut. You posted in the wrong place again. This is NOT democratic underground dot com; OK ? You want to kies about the President, go join your friends over there, OK ? Please don’t pester us with your foolishness. Thank you.

    (See ? Short & sweet and right up the ass; just how K2 likes to take it.)

  19. K2 said,

    Richie, I’m sure the public liked dealing with you. You with a side arm and a badge, talk about scary. How many hippies did you strip naked and then beat off to as they hung themselves in their cells?

  20. Mr. Ed said,

    If Richie is indeed licensed to carry a handgun, then a responsible person who knows his identity should report him. We do not need bigoted malcontents like him with armor. This is America folks.

  21. jarheaddoc said,

    ~~~~~~ is once again having an identity crisis: who are we today, Dan, Brenda, Sue, billy Joe Jim Bob Steve?

  22. Mainetarr said,

    Hey gang, I just got a phone call from Bulldog. I am sad to report her father passed away last night from pancreatic cancer. She is doing ok, but asked that I let you all know. Even though she’s not been around much these days (now you know why) she still misses you all. She is currently on her way to pick up her son Josh at Logan Airport, he is flying in from Italy. I told her after things had a chance to settle down for her, we would all get together. She loved the idea. I will keep you all posted.


  23. AO said,

    Bulldog, I’m thinking of you and your family. I’m so sorry.

  24. Bobbie said,

    Very sorry to hear about things, Bulldog. Your family is in our prayers and thoughts.

  25. K2 said,

    My sincerest sympathies, Bulldog. Hang in there.

  26. Bobbie said,

    To the fake Mr. Ed,
    Please change your name because your making my dog, the one and only Mr. Ed, irritable. He wouldn’t even think of insulting people the way you do.

  27. Mainetarr said,

    I think the blogster Mr. Ed sniffs more ass than your Mr. Ed Bobbie. Bastard.

  28. Martha said,

    My condolences to Bulldog..

  29. Linda said,

    Bulldog, so sorry to hear about your dad. It’s a hard thing, and I’ll be thinking of you. Hope to meet you in person soon — your fame is great.

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