Buggery

November 12, 2006 at 12:01 am (Uncategorized)

binoculars.jpgWhoa! Ladies! There’s a monster roach on the back of your shirt! Better take it off in a hurry. One, two, three… Go!
Men are pigs. We’ll do anything to glimpse a lady topless. You should muster some degree of understanding, though. We’ve been programmed through evolution to crave the visage of the female body. We’re not drool dripping fiends, you know, just virile hunters and gatherers eager to propegate the species.
From climbing a tree to peek into a sexy school teacher’s window to dumping cold water on the backs of sun bathers at the beach, there is just no limit to what we will do for a serendipitous glimpse of boobage. On behalf of all my testosterone soaking man friends, I apologize. Now let’s see ’em.

bug.jpgWAUKESHA, Wis. (AP) – An unknown man has been bugging women – and police – by using an insect story to try to persuade women to disrobe. Police said the man, who remains at large, has told female workers in at least seven businesses they have a tick on their clothes and should remove clothing to find it, said Waukesha Police Sgt. John Konkol.
“We don’t know what his potential gain is, if it’s sexual gratification or he’s trying to be funny, but it’s a serious crime,” Konkol said.
Hali Frankowski was working recently at Sunset Tan in Waukesha when the man came in and asked her to show him the tanning beds.At one point the man told her she had a tick on her shirt, she said.
“He was like ‘It’s right there.’ That’s when he took my pants, pulled them down, pulled them over, and that’s when I jumped and started walking toward the bathroom,” she said.
The man left, leaving her stunned.

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32 Comments

  1. "The Weasel" said,

  2. AO said,

    The old “tick on the shirt” line? Puh-leeze! We’re these woman born yesterday? 🙂

  3. Mainetarr said,

    Are police required to tell someone “get out of the car” 100 times before they tazer them? I would think after the 3rd time of telling someone to get out of the car and they keep running their mouths you could blast them. I mean, come on. How much patience are you supposed to show? Obviously, I could never be a cop, there would be a lot more tazering if I were.

  4. LaFlamme said,

    They just wanted to see her thong underwear.

  5. Mainetarr said,

    Yeah, I noticed that, that is gross. That chick is way too fat for thongs. Yuk…looks more like rectal floss.

  6. LaFlamme said,

    I like the “get offa me!” line. Why does everybody say that?

  7. Mainetarr said,

    Idiots. That and the “lemme ax you somepin”. WTF is that?

  8. Mainetarr said,

    What’ up with the 1158 spam comments?

  9. AO said,

    Ha. “Lemme ax you somepin” reminds me of the movie “My Cousin Vinny”.
    Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two yutes…
    Judge Chamberlain Haller: …Ah, the two what? Uh… uh, what was that word?
    Vinny Gambini: Uh… what word?
    Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what?
    Vinny Gambini: What?
    Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh… did you say ‘yutes’?
    Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes.
    Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute?
    Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor…
    Vinny Gambini: Two YOUTHS

  10. LaFlamme said,

    Ha! Yeah. And then Vinny kept pronouncing the TH in youths very distinctly. “The two YOOOOTTTHHHHS…”

  11. LaFlamme said,

    That spam blocker is pretty good, when it’s not exiling MT or the weasel.

  12. AO said,

    Who would spam this site? Probably a couple of no good yutes.

  13. LaFlamme said,

    A lot of the Viagra, mortgage, enlarge your peetoon companies, mostly.

  14. Mainetarr said,

    That, I believe, is because you visit those sites quite frequently, am I correct?

  15. AO said,

    Especially the “enlarge your peetoon” site.

  16. Mainetarr said,

    peetoon. Funny word. Where did you come up with that one?

    Damn Patriots…grrrrr

  17. Mainetarr said,

    At least the Colts won again:)

  18. AO said,

    The Patriots lost because my nephew was at the game. I’m gonna get that kid!

  19. LaFlamme said,

    What? I thought everybody called it a pee toon.

  20. AO said,

    Well, I always called it a pee-tawn. But, to each his own.

  21. Mainetarr said,

    Pee-nut.

  22. Linda said,

    I don’t think I ever heard that. Is it French?

  23. Mainetarr said,

    Yup. Pee tawn is too, but that usually means a button of some sorts. I haven’t heard pee tawn for a long time. Made me laugh when I read that!

  24. AO said,

    Hey Big Boy, is that a pee tawn in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  25. LaFlamme said,

    Well, my paternal side of the family was French, so I probably picked it up there and bastardized it. The word, I mean. Not the pee toon itself.

  26. Blumpkin said,

    too bad the PPD didn’t have the tazer……………….KY?

  27. AO said,

    It’s “pee tawn”.

  28. Linda said,

    This post was actually pretty “clean”, Mark, compared to what I expected from the title.

  29. Nadine said,

    I thought of you today AO…I was on the road today and saw 3 fulls pairs of shoes hanging from the same set of power lines. I am gonna take a pic of them tomorrow and post it for ya. Remember the lost soles!! 🙂

    And regarding the topic of this blog…as much as I HATE bugs on me, I’m just not that dumb!

  30. Anonymous said,

    My posts ain’t posting on today’s blog. Hmmm . . .

    And Blumpkin, why don’t you get back to sucking off Richie whilst he’s taking a shit.

  31. K2 said,

    #30 is from me.

  32. Fatalfoxs said,

    Maybe yes-maybe no, maybe sex- I don’t know….My nick is ChicaSensual20…wanna see me on cam?…my page!!!
    http://sitex.tripod.com

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