Bambi lovers unite!

November 16, 2006 at 5:57 pm (Uncategorized)

I’d like confessions from each of you: your first time sex with roadkill. Go ahead. Get it off your chest.

Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime

1116061inside1.jpgNOVEMBER 16–Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway. Now Hathaway’s lawyer has filed a court motion arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal. “The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,” lawyer Fredric Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court. 1116061deer1.jpgAs reported in today’s Daily Telegram, in response to Anderson’s motion, prosecutor James Boughner noted that state criminal statutes did not seem to “draw a line between the living and the dead.” Judge Michael Lucci, who heard motion arguments Tuesday, said he will issue a decision by December 1. Hathaway is pictured below in a Wisconsin Department of Corrections mug shot.

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141 Comments

  1. "The Weasel" said,

    BUCK YOU FLAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  2. LaFlamme said,

    Hey, tell it to the deer carcass.

  3. AO said,

    NOW, I’ve heard it all. Gross. Get this guy a room in the Pet Cemetery. I may have a few squirrels he’d be interested in….

  4. "The Weasel" said,

    Posted By:K2 at November 16, 2006 4:48 PM (Suggest Removal)
    Connelly’s getting assailed because he’s been the best defender of the people from the rabid Portland Police Dept. They’ve lost too many spurious cases thanks to his championing of human rights. Read the 1st Amendment: “Congress shall make NO law. . . .”

    Let it go K2. You were drunk and a jerk. Take responsibily for your own actions and quit blaming PPD.

  5. K2 said,

    I tried to get it off my chest, but the dead animal was too heavy.

    Maybe’s he’s just doing an infusion marinade?

    Talk abut sticking in a meat thermometer to see if it’s done.

    Excuse me, sir, are you going to eat that? No, why? Oh, I’d just like to fuck it, that’s all.

    Look, Helen, that man’s fucking that dear on the side of the road. Anyhow, hurry up, the sale at Penny’s is only till 5 pm.

    I hope they make him pay deerly. There’s nothing fawny about this. Doe! (D’oh!, anybody?)

    All right, that’s all I’ve got.

  6. K2 said,

    Weasel, you’re sober and you’re a fucktard.

  7. K2 said,

    And anytime you want to stop by, I’d be happy to show you how reasonable I can be. Please, anytime, fuckface.

  8. LaFlamme said,

    Talk about tagging a deer…

  9. LaFlamme said,

    Ten reasons why a dead deer is better than a woman:
    Ah, forget it. I don’t have the energy.

  10. K2 said,

    You got a permit for that deer you’re fucking?

  11. AO said,

    How would you know, Mark?

  12. LaFlamme said,

    Talk about shooting your load.
    Seriously, I got nuthin.

  13. K2 said,

    Is that natural casing sausage?

    Oh, yes, all natural, you betcha.

  14. Linda said,

    Do you need a blood test to get a hunting license in this state?

  15. AO said,

    Makes you wonder. But, if the prey is already dead…eww. I’m in the middle of baking cookies. I may never look at a chocolate chip cookie the same again.

  16. "The Weasel" said,

    K2 said,
    November 16, 2006 at 6:44 pm

    Weasel, you’re sober and you’re a fucktard.

    K2 said,
    November 16, 2006 at 6:45 pm

    And anytime you want to stop by, I’d be happy to show you how reasonable I can be. Please, anytime, fuckface.

    Meoooooow Bitch!!!!!!

  17. K2 said,

    Hey, you’re the literal pussy hiding behind your alias. Give me your name and address; then we’ll see how much balls you purport to have.

  18. jarheaddoc said,

    No blood test, no tox screen, nothing like that Linda. You just gotta pass the course the state gives.

    K2, Connolly did a damn dumb thing and he knows it. I will agree with gil that this country has become way to PC about a lot of things, but that is a sensitive subject for a lot of people, even five years after the fact. And being the anti-gun type, how many times have the cops fired on someone who pointed a very realistic but completely inert-meaning toy-firearm at them? Whattaya think that does to the cop, huh?

    And the first amendment doesn’t protect freedom of speech when, for example, you yell ‘Fire!” in a theater and there isn’t one, or talk about hijacking a plane.

    I also seem to recall needing a permit for a demonstration. Did he have one in his pocket? Woulda saved him and the cops a lotta hassle. And I’m sure he would’ve gotten that permit because the people at town hall would have been too afraid to infringe on his civil liberties by denying him one.

    Maybe it was an oversight on his part, not getting a permit. Maybe the guy is an outright flocking genius who is just misdirected. Maybe he’s nuts. And maybe you need to take a Pamprin for PMS

  19. jarheaddoc said,

    Connolly’s actions are just another example of the death of common sense in this country.

  20. Linda said,

    blood test … hunting license … marriage license … no it wasn’t very funny.

  21. "The Weasel" said,

    This is like old times. This is great. All we need is Dan to show his fat ass.

    “Give me your name and address; then we’ll see how much balls you purport to have. ”

    You’re not going to beat me up are you? I’m going to have to tell the principal.

    FLAMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

  22. jarheaddoc said,

    Dan got beat up pretty hard over here the other night. I think he is still basking in the gloory of all the hate and discontent he brought onto himself.

  23. jarheaddoc said,

    And for the record, I have never had sex with a dead animal, unless being married to a Catholic counts

  24. Linda said,

    If Dan likes it so much why doesnt he come back for more! I guess because he’s a masochist. Hard for a masochist to choose: get gloriously beat up, or pass up a chance to get gloriously beat up.

  25. jarheaddoc said,

    Who knows what insanity lurks in the mind of men?

    I somehow doubt I got that right….

  26. Linda said,

    Sounds right to me.

  27. jarheaddoc said,

    How U Ben, Huh?

    I B O-Tay!

  28. jarheaddoc said,

    I have not had a cigarette in four days and I have to go back to work tomorrow. I’ve surivived my kids, the public should be a breeze….

  29. LaFlamme said,

    Now, kids. Fighting never solved anything. Except for in professional boxing. And sure, there are hockey players who make a couple million a year. And it’s true that the Ultimate Fighting Championship is quite popular and lucrative. Wait, what was my point?

  30. jarheaddoc said,

    You seldom have one, as evidenced by the number of times you post “Ah I got nothin!”

  31. LaFlamme said,

    Dan’s kind of ducking this place because he broke up with Bulldog and, well… things got ugly. Bulldogius calls him at all hours, shows up on his doorstep, leaves love notes for him, that kind of thing. I wish she’d just let it go. Move on, Bulldog. Move on.

  32. LaFlamme said,

    Unfair, JD. Unfair. I often have a point. It’s just that I’m too reserved to share.

  33. jarheaddoc said,

    Okay, I’ll agree with you, you often do have a point: it’s just that you lose track of your thoughts when you press the enter button after posting the new subject fort the blog>

  34. LaFlamme said,

    I disagree wholeheartedly! I never hit the enter button before I’m read

  35. jarheaddoc said,

    I think the combatants have moved on. too bad

  36. LaFlamme said,

    Hey, JD. While we’re talking: would a medic stitch up a deep cut on a knuckle? Or would he or she be more likely to use a butterfly suture for flexibility? I have a bet.

  37. jarheaddoc said,

    Well, I got raked over the coals pretty hard for practicing reality with only experience, so I would have to say: give me some more info. to the bone? Lotsa painful expressions on the face? All sortsa good stuff showing that’s better left to visualize in a book? Sutures, flexibility’s got little to do with it>

    In all seriousness, the extremity wold probably be splinted to keep it from flexing and ripping out the sutures.

  38. jarheaddoc said,

    Shit, I fucked up, mark! I should have asked you which way you had bet before I said anything!

  39. LaFlamme said,

    To the bone, around the large knuckle of the index finger. I hate to go on and on about it, but everyone thinks it should have been stitched. I have butterfly things pulling the wound closed, a band-aid around that, and a splint for the flexing. No pain, soreness or swelling. I’m convinced this bandaging is a thing of beauty. But you know how some people are: “You’ll get an infection! Your tendons will dry up and blow away! You suck in bed!” On and on they go.

  40. jarheaddoc said,

    There’s an old adage in life, mark: if it works, don’t fix it! And to be perfectly honest with you, some of the goddam glues that are available today are stronger than Bulldog’s jaws on dan’s ass. I have to ask: what’d you do?

  41. LaFlamme said,

    Ah, I was out with Mainetarr and I forgot to put cream in her coffee. She cut me, man.

  42. jarheaddoc said,

    I always thought she was more the cement shoes type

  43. AO said,

    Come here, I’ll stich it up for you.

  44. LaFlamme said,

    She muttered something about that in addition to “next time, bitch.”
    Seriously, regarding the knuckle wound. You know that big fire out at Fran Carrao’s place Tuesday night? I cut my finger on a broken glass while washing dishes.

  45. jarheaddoc said,

    . I have not watched the news very much in the past few days. I have been trying to stay off the computer because it’s one of those triggers to light up a smoke

  46. LaFlamme said,

    You’re really four days off the butts? You got any crutches? Gum? An inhaler? Heroin?

  47. jarheaddoc said,

    Cold turkey, buddy! I quit for ten years then started up when a bunch of shit went wrong in my life and I just decided that I really don’t need a bad respiratory infection this winter.

    But in all honesty, I am an addict, have been since the first one, I just have long stints where I don’t smoke, and I wold smoke in the ER while getting oxygen and a breathing treatment for COPD. It’s all in what you choose to ignore, and I just choose to ignore the urge to light one up.

    The only thing harder than not smoking was deciding to quit chewing my nails. I sprained my back a cople times trying to get to my toes

  48. "The Weasel" said,

    How do you say threesome in deer speak?

  49. LaFlamme said,

    I know that girl!!

  50. Linda said,

    Good luck jd. With the smokes and with your shift tomorrow. If you snarl at us we’ll know why. Doesn’t mean we won’t snarl back but you know, we’ll at least know why.

  51. Mainetarr said,

    Damn it, I always miss all the fun. It’s like Extreme Blogging in here today.

    Don’t be starting rumors that I caused that injury to your finger. Here’s what really happened. We were in Portland and Mark parked in a handicapped spot. He does that all the time, you know. Asshat. Anyways, we staggered out of Three Dollar Deweys and there was one of those parking boots on his car. We were pretty shitfaced, so he got this hairbrained idea he could get that boot off with a crowbar. After wailing on it for 15 minutes, the crowbar slipped and he smashed his hand on the “boot” and that’s how he gashed his finger. We had to sit on a bench for three hours eating crackers until we were both sober enough to call the police to get the boot removed. That’s what REALLY happened to his finger.

    Not.

  52. jarheaddoc said,

    Oh, I’ll snarl just because I’m a butt hole, not because I’m scratching for a smoke. I know what my triggers are and I am doing my level best to avoid them.

    Let’s see, there’s that first one in the morning: just don’t get out of bed! And that last one before I go to bed: Well, if I never got up, how can I have the last one if I didn’t have the first one? Slippery slope argument, I guess.

    But sometimes I just take a deep breath and try to go from one second to the next. It’s not so bad after a week, really. Couple more days and I’m home free.

  53. jarheaddoc said,

    The problem is that that story is just fucked up enough to really have happened, MT

  54. LaFlamme said,

    Oh, NOW she wants to tell the real story. Convenient how you skipped the part about the Chippendales Club, MT. You told me it was those cute chipmunks singing the Christmas songs! I cut my finger running for the door when I realized what was going on. I feel so USED!

  55. LaFlamme said,

    The chicken fingers were good, though.

  56. jarheaddoc said,

    Did they resemble your fingers, by any chance? Go have a smoke for me, will ya?

  57. LaFlamme said,

    Smoking sucks, JD. Seriously. Every time I light one up, I think: why the hell do I DO this? Premature death for a daily habit of what tastes like kitty litter? Stay off the things, man. Good for you. If you make it through the weekend, I’ll quit, too. You have my word.

  58. jarheaddoc said,

    I did the math on smoking and came up with this realization: I could have easily built my boat, the trailer, and bought a new engine for it on what Ihave spent on smokes in the past few years. and smelled better and not coughed my lungs out. I can smoke or I can fish without having to paddle anywhere. Pretty simple choice, really

  59. Mainetarr said,

    He cut his finger on the stack of $1’s he was tucking in all those g-strings. It was all going well until he tried swiping his debit card in some guy’s crack. Yeah, that’s how he cut his finger…..

  60. Mainetarr said,

    It was march and bubba and joe decide they are gunna get a big buck this year. Bubba says ” how bout we learn that doe matin call and we wear a doe suit. Joe agrees and they practice until the opener. They go to a field and they zip up their suit. Joe is the head and bubb the back. Joe starts callin and this big 12 pointer shows up. ” oh crap ” bubba says. ” what is wrong?” “The zipper is stuck what we gunna do? ” ” I’m gunna eat grass but bubba ya might wanna brace yourself for impact!”

  61. Mainetarr said,

    What do you get when you cross a deer with a pickle?

    A dill doe

  62. Mainetarr said,

    That last one was for you Bulldogious.

  63. LaFlamme said,

    Mainetarr’s drunk. Ask me how I know!

  64. Nadine said,

    How? Cuz you’re drunk with her?? (Sorry buddy, ya opened yourself up to that one and it was just too easy!).

  65. K2 said,

    Did Connelly yell fire in a crowded theatre? No. He played to many people’s fears (stoked by Bush & Co. for 5 years) on Halloween. A HUGE difference, jd.

    As for the cost of smokes, how about the cost of good reefer and European beer? I could have a vacation home in Laos if it weren’t for my vices

    And Weasel, I’ll put in in print right here for you, so you can quote it again in your next post, and possibly in your complaint to the police you so solmenly love: I’d bash your fucking teeth in. Right the fuck in.

  66. K2 said,

    And jd, I give you credit for quitting, or at least trying to. Nicotine addicition is statistically one of the toughest habits to break, and the reasons are primarily p[hysiological. (See the nicotinic subgroup of acetylcholine, a predominant neurotransmitter.)

    My lungs could use a few years off too. Again, I need to eat weed, not smoke it. Just too costly that way. Crap.

    And the ol’ liver could use a break, but I didn’t buy this parts baboon from QVC for nothing.

  67. Treehugger said,

    Good grief KY, you obviously have anger management issues.

    You ought to take your cancer ridden family and move to another sandbox if you can’t play nice.

  68. K2 said,

    No, I just have no patience for you or your ass-eating partner, Weasel. And since you shrimpers Googled my address awhile back, maybe you should stop by for a chat about my anger-management issues. I’d be happy to share my ‘thoughts’ with both of you. As Psycho (Francis) said in Stripes, You just made the list, buddy. (That’s the fact, Jack.)

    And watch the reckless cancer talk around here, you gutless turd.

  69. Treehugger said,

    Tuesday night, Fast Breaks.
    Bring your sick father.

  70. Robert said,

    Back to the original subject and some mindless thoughts abound,…..

    1. If you go to a place like Unity College, does “buck night” somehow have a different meaning?

    2. Are the sheep in Wisconson somehow feeling safer becuase he went after a deer?

    3. Why hasn’t he claimed self defense saying the deer attacked him?

    4. Was the deer dressed provocatively like many teenage girls nowadays suggesting they were sexually wanting?

    5. And in the interest of safe sex – dd he at least wear a condom?

  71. K2 said,

    Yeah, like I’m going to bring my friend Jim, the owner, into this shit. Besides, I haven’t been to Fast Breaks on a Tuesday for three weeks, since Archie and Frank stopped playing music there. *sigh*

    And my dad beat the cancer months ago. Besides, he lives in Florida during the winter.

  72. K2 said,

    Maybe Mainetarr and/or LaFlamme can sanction a meeting of the ‘minds’?

  73. "The Weasel" said,

    As Nancy Kerrigan said “Why? Why me?”

    K2

  74. K2 said,

    Like a fat Tanya Harding would even give you the time of day.

  75. K2 said,

    And at least I showed. Where were you and your cum jockey?

  76. "The Weasel" said,

    1. cum jockey – Definition

    One who enjoys garggling semen. Most likely swallows as well.

    K2 is a cum jockey.

  77. Treehugger said,

    KY, don’t despair, he’ll go soon and you’ll get your hands on his money.

  78. Treehugger said,

    KY, you can’t deny it. You admited to be a cum guzzler years ago.

  79. Treehugger said,

    Folding the laundry are you?

  80. K2 said,

    No, just plotting.

  81. Mainetarr said,

    Hey, how did I get named in this? When did I become the Don King of the blog? I am strictly a party planner, not a fight organizer. You’re on your own, K2.

    About the dead animal banger, maybe he found a sheep with black legs and it reminded him of panty hose Richie. tee hee….

  82. K2 said,

    And I don’t fold.

  83. K2 said,

    I ain’t asking for help, MT.

  84. Treehugger said,

    You did in Portland

  85. Treehugger said,

    Fold I mean.
    Didn’t they teach you how to fold at the Cumberland County Jail

  86. AO said,

    Wow. Are we back in the Sun Urinal blog? Sure seems like it.

  87. K2 said,

    “Memories. . . .”

  88. "The Weasel" said,

    “Mammaries…..”

  89. Treehugger said,

    Wow, now thats what I’m talking about.

    I take it that it’s not KY’s cell mate.

  90. K2 said,

    Just staying abreast of today’s news: (And Weasel, do you have any skill other than surfing the web for juvenile images?)

    http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/11/17/britain.webrage.reut/index.html

  91. Treehugger said,

    Juvenile? Your daughter that well endowed???????????

  92. AO said,

    I’m guessing that none of the pages posted are SFW. So, spew on boys.

  93. "The Weasel" said,

    K2,

    I feel your pain. I referred your abuse by the “rabid” Portland Police to the proper investigating group.

    http://www.amnesty.org/

  94. K2 said,

    Well, AO, my dog just won the spewing contest. Total diarehhea on the wood floor. An utter sphincter explosion quite similar to Weasel and Treehugger’s outlandish anal endeavors. Thank goodness for my Hoover Floor-Mate, with Olde English floor cleaner. House husbands agree: Just look at that shine!

  95. K2 said,

    Well, does this equate to yelling fire in a theatre?

    http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/17/ape.alarm.ap/index.html

  96. Rolling Chunder said,

    Wow, it is precisely this type of temerity that could drag a guy back into blogging.

    Treehugger, not even I am brash enough to drag a guy’s sick father into things……kudos to pure, unadulterated, heartlessness.

    Weasel, damn you and your NSFW bullshit.

    K2, there’s a reason why the Weasel’s nickname is “Yeti”. I once tried on his leather coat and needed crutches just to remain standing. That giant fucker killed a herd of cattle to get that bitch made. For the record, in order to beat someone’s teeth in, one must first be able to reach said teeth. When those teeth are made from tempered steel, one must also bring a blowtorch and a 10 pound sledge to complete said mission.

  97. K2 said,

    Yeah, Weasel and Yeti — it all makes perfect sense, in a totally contradictory way.

    I only have an 8-pound sledge, but it does have a fiberglass handle. Which is totally different than Weasel’s manhandles that Treehugger holds onto during their daily (sometimes hourly) ass-reaming.

  98. Treehugger said,

    Chunder, would it not be reasonable to bring the man that spawned such a loathesome virus into the world?

    After all, if he had more cautious with boy’s Aunt while they were having their nocturnal romp, the spawn would have been neutralized with her next BM.

    And having seen him in action in the old port, KY would asume the fetal position and cry, “1st Amendment, 1st Amendment”! ;)))))))

  99. "The Weasel" said,

    Sorry guys (you too K2), I’m off to see Disturbed at the Portland Civic Center. Should be a blast.

    K2… If I run into any police officers in Portland, can I drop your name?

  100. LaFlamme said,

    Chunder speaks.

  101. K2 said,

    No, but you can drop dead.

  102. Richie said,

    Ha ha !! K2; you ignorant slut !! Weasel would hurt you without leaving a mark !

    You just don’t know the trouble you’re getting yourself into !! Ha ha ha ! Baiting the Weasel ! Man, I’d pay to see that action; except it’d be over in about two seconds.
    Just damn !!

  103. K2 said,

    Well, if he is as big as you clowns say, I’m sure to out run him.

  104. Treehugger said,

    Hatefull, just plain hatefull.
    Thought you were the piece loving type…….
    Oh yea, I forgot, he’s not one of the family.

  105. Sport said,

    Listen you guys, can’t you all just get a bong?

  106. jarheaddoc said,

    K2, not even gonna try to justify what I wrote because you won’t listen to what I have to say.

    Now answer me this: If Connolly is such a champion of human rights, as you claim him to be, why the fuck did he dress up as one of the most reviled figures in American history? He wasn’t protesting, he was acting fucking weird. Did he replace his fishing hat with an aluminum one? Pontificate upon me, K2.

  107. K2 said,

    I’m hateful? Yes, hateful of you, but I don’t hate people based on their skin color or creed, like you do. And wasn’t it you who, in the SJ today, said the parents who stupidly left their baby in the car should put the kid up for adoption? Granted, they weren’t bright at all, but is that the best thing for the child? Your parents fuck up, so you get new parents? Yeah, that solves everything.

    You know, Richie’s just a side-kick from Hee-Haw or a Branson, MO, vaudville act; but you, particularly, are the lowest of the low. I wonder if even the lowly Weasel doesn’t cringe at some of your comments. Fact is, I go after you and Weasel, you go after my father, wife (don’t think I’ve forgotten) and even mention my children. Weasel’s boy posts here; do I ever go after him on any level ever? No, I do not. Because that is simply too low.

    But you go to your church on Sunday, confess your sins, if you confess any at all, and you’re bound for heaven. Certainly someone of your caliber, as displayed here today and in the past, is what god is looking for in heaven. At least I don’t purport to be headed anywhere but eventually in the ground.

    And if Weasel is truly a Yeti, well, he’ll kick my ass if he wants to. (Aren’t Weasels small? WTF?) I’m a scrapper, but I’m no David to his Goliath. You, well, I’m pretty sure you’re a twerp, with far worse hair than me, by a long shot, presuming a very unflattering photo I saw awhile back was indeed you. Whomever it was, he was one ugly mofo. Regardless, you know what I look like, you know where I live — go ahead and do what you must. I’ll be ready either way. Makes life a bit more interesting, really.

  108. K2 said,

    jd, he was on a highway roadside. Not in town. Not in a mall. Not in a crowded theatre.

    And I didn’t say he wasn’t culpable at all. Trust me, I know about getting into a jam (See: today.) But the three counts agaist him are laugable, or at least they should be, besides being trumped up byt our Culture of Fear. Cripes, what fucking terrorists wave to folks on the freeway?!?

    By the way, how tall are you? . . .

  109. Bulldog said,

    Can I kiss the boo-boo of whoever gets hurt? Or, better yet, I’ll buy a drink for the loser (I always go for the underdog)

  110. K2 said,

    And isn’t it ironic that 5 years after the fact, we can’t catch the real bin Laden, so we have to go after a liberal attorney with a couple screws loose dressed up as bin Laden. I get it, justice by proxy.

  111. LaFlamme said,

    Hey, bulldog. I got your boo boo right here. (I have no idea what that means. But kiss it.)

  112. Mainetarr said,

    Holy shit, I just got home and you guys are still going at it. This made for a fast day in the office. I kept running back to my computer to see who threw the next digital blow.

    Speaking of BooBoo’s, how’s that finger Mark? Is it turning black and starting to stink yet?

    Speaking of stink finger, what’s going on Jarhead?

  113. LaFlamme said,

    The finger is great. Interestingly, this is the third scar I have on the same digit. Do you suppose that means anything?

  114. K2 said,

    Digital fighting bytes, but diode the money.

  115. Mainetarr said,

    I believe it’s the third stage of syphillis. Or Stigmata.

  116. K2 said,

    Stink Star Search?

  117. LaFlamme said,

    Ah, syphillis. The gift that keeps on giving.

  118. Mainetarr said,

    Yeah, well, you guys didn’t see it. It was covered in warts (not worts as some of you may think) and the fingernail was gone. Oh, it was more than a dishwashing accident, folks.

  119. LaFlamme said,

    I must stick to the dishwashing story at all costs. The truth is just… unspeakable.

  120. jarheaddoc said,

    K2, throw out whatever you have been either smoking or drinking in the last twenty-four hours and just endure the withdrawal. Said ingested substances have obviously been contaminated with some weird bullshit that is making you act truly fucking weird.

  121. jarheaddoc said,

    And mark, Day 5 is gone, time wise, 120 hours, no smoking the evil cigarettes. Can you feel that itch that starts in the small of your back and worms it’s way up your back, like a roach under your skin? It will eventually reach you head and get into your brain and make you rue the day you typ;ed it. It’s you WORD, mark.

    You double dog dared me and I will die from an aneurysm before I light up another cigarette, at least this weekend. I will have MT waiting for you on Monday morning to get your smokes, Mark.

  122. LaFlamme said,

    Dude, good for you. Anybody who puts down these goddamn things with free will only has my deep, deep respect. Fuggin nicotine. I’ve been on the shit for 26 years now. If you’re still smokeless come Monday, by God I’ll toss my own pack into the gutter.

  123. Mainetarr said,

    I will have Milo go to the Sun Urinal on Monday and bully Mark into quitting. Woof!

  124. LaFlamme said,

    Yeah, that would do it. That boy is a monster!

  125. K2 said,

    Like ‘weird’ is an insult? Weasel pissed me off. I predictably blow a gasket. Besides, this is what several folks in here have been missing. (Now, tell me how that’s not the case.) Thus, I essentially, albeit unintentionally, give the crowd what it wants (This is post #123, isn’t it?), and yet I’m the ‘weird’ guy. Sure, whatever.

    Or maybe I should go back to being normal and benign, like I’ve ‘always’ been. I’m sure there’d be all these posts by Weasel, Treehugger and even Chunder here if I were back to ‘normal.’ One might note that Treehugger doesn’t even give this site the time of day unless I offend him or his. And Chunder? What two posts in over half a year? Total dedication, I see.

    I can’t win. So I’ll drink to losing. Mmmmmm . . . losing.

  126. K2 said,

    Maybe there’s a horror novel to be written about blog rage gone dark and deadly? I think I know a novelist . . .

  127. jarheaddoc said,

    Spit out the hook, K2, take the high road, all those good sayings. You been mudsucked, boy, mudsucked. Happens to the best of us. And the worst.

  128. LaFlamme said,

    I’m tempted to write a novel without any Y’sm H’s, M’s, or N’s. It’s a finger thing. You wouldn’t understand.

  129. AO said,

    Is the jousting over yet? Seemed like old times around here. Speaking of old times, where the fluck did Dan go? Is he picketing outside the SJ to get them to shut their blogs down?

    Mark, you’d better get that “finger” looked at. That’s just from a mother’s point of view. Anything that’s turned black can’t be good.

  130. LaFlamme said,

    I’d welcome a Dan picket. What fun!

  131. AO said,

    If he does, make sure to take pictures.

  132. jarheaddoc said,

    Hey, that finger thing could take on a life of it’s own, Mark, literally. You know, you let it turn black and fall off and suffer the phantom pains and start having dreams about it coming for you at night, things like that. I will only take a small percentage of the profits from any book that this becomes.

    What kind of beer would you get your publisher for that?

  133. AO said,

    I think it’s already been done, JD. But, it was a hand, not a single finger. Hey, he could call the book “The Finger.”

  134. LaFlamme said,

    Hey, you people might be onto something. It could be very metaphorical.

  135. AO said,

    I do like the title. “The Finger!” Then, when it’s made into a movie, the trailer will have that guy’s voice, you know the one from all the oldies? “The Finger, coming to a movie house near you. Pray it doesn’t stink!”

  136. LaFlamme said,

    “In a world where both of our cars are totally under water…”

  137. jarheaddoc said,

    “the finger, in one last desperate attempt to go out of the world with a feminine smell to it”

  138. Nadine said,

    Kinda funny seeing all the mud-slinging in a blog titled “Bambi lovers unite!”

  139. Linda said,

    WTF — when I think of all the evenings I checked the blog, time on my hands, looking for a barney, and you guys were anywhere but here. then this week a classic brawl breaks out while I’m somewhere else. It breaks my heart really. Anyone still standing? and you are so right K2 — bread and circuses.

  140. AO said,

    “flicked a really big bug off of her shirt.”

    Hey, Nadine. Did you take those pics of the “lost soles” hanging on the telephone wires?

  141. AO said,

    K2, is one tough dog, Linda.

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