Cast no stone

November 21, 2006 at 12:05 am (Uncategorized)

I hate Christmas shopping. And so you’re all getting a set of these this year. Hey, it was either this or a preserved tapeworm from the gullet of a crack whore.

From eBay:

160048356868.JPGA set of nearly used kidney stones. The stones are in excellent condition and can be used for medical experiments or a lucky charm. The stones came from my girlfriend’s Dads kidneys and caused him pain whilst they were rattling about in his body. He has now made a full recovery.
View Set of Kidney Stones New And Used Once Auction

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36 Comments

  1. Mainetarr said,

    Are you kidding? In the last 2 years, I have had 14 of these suckers!!! Ah man, I am just not destined to get rich, I’m not that creative. Between that and the haunted dog poop, I could be sunning myself in the Bahamas with all of you along for the trip. Geesh. Guess I’ll go throw out those little stone arrows I keep finding in my yard.

  2. K2 said,

    “The Stones. I love the Stones. Fred and Barney.” -Stephen Wright

  3. jarheaddoc said,

    Fucking e-bay. “And that’s all I got to say about that” Forrest Gump

  4. jarheaddoc said,

    Holy shit, I saw about ten gazillion sets of kidney stones in my driveway, matter of fact! They all looked just like those stones This guy must’;ve used all the money from the auction of his severe flatulence to propel himself over here (have lighter, will travel, huh?) so he could leave them all in my driveway!

  5. Nadine said,

    Speaking of ebay, you can now buy a copy of OJ’s recalled book — pretty cheap too!

    OOPS! Just checked for going price…seems even Ebay has it’s morals — books disappeared! Hooray for Ebay!!

    Boo for Kramer! Dude lost it man…tsk tsk

    I know these are two very extreme cases, and I don’t condone them, but freedom of speech be damned!

    I’m gonna tag all my words with the following disclaimer: “I apologize in advance to any living creature I may have unintentionally offended. I didn’t really mean it. That is not what I said. You took it wrong.” I’ve said too much already…

  6. jarheaddoc said,

    “Should I at any time offend you with anything I say and or do, please exercise your absolute right to get the hell away from me”

  7. Mandy, the obit writer said,

    The description, “A set of nearly used kidney stones,” Has the same ring as “A set of used funeral plots.”

  8. Linda said,

    Nadine, jarheaddoc — don’t do it. No disclaimers please, just let it rip when you feel like it. If anybody doesn’t like it, they WILL tell you about it or leave you alone.

  9. K2 said,

    Still, it ain’t like Kramer just threw out the N word — he went on a total rant oabout how the black guys would’ve been lynched in bygone days.

    It is hypocritical that black folk can say the N word yet no one else can (all or none, I say), but Kramer is obviously a racist fuck, as Gibson is an anti-Semite.

    Of course, leave it to the Jews to create Hanukah, where you get gifts for eight days. . . .

  10. K2 said,

    Still, it ain’t like Kramer just threw out the N word — he went on a total rant about how the black guys would’ve been lynched in bygone days.

    It is hypocritical that black folk can say the N word yet no one else can (all or none, I say), but Kramer is obviously a racist fuck, as Gibson is an anti-Semite.

    Of course, leave it to the Jews to create Hanukah, where you get gifts for eight days. . . .

  11. K2 said,

    Oh no, I’m doomed with the anti-double-postites.

  12. Mainetarr said,

    wow, it’s smoking in here today….

  13. AO said,

    Nah. That’s just K2 burning a fat one.

  14. K2 said,

    Uhhh . . . what, man? *cough*

  15. Nadine said,

    HA! I laughed so hard when I read your own response to your double-post K2!! And I agree Linda, I have been down the road (as we all probably have) of being slammed for my opinion. Took me a while to learn what vicious, vile people you all are, heh! I shall “cast no stone” that has not first hit me!

    Ok, whatever, that was retarded (can I use that word? Dammit, see??!!). I’m bored…

    Start the stone throwing, I wanna throw one back! Yuk yuk yuk.

    Ok, now I’m just pathetic…I got nothin’. Bye — for now anyway.

  16. Jerry said,

    Did you ever notice, people see bigotry in others, but never recognize it in themselves?

  17. Linda said,

    I never noticed that. Tell us more.

  18. K2 said,

    I certainly don’t discriminate — I hate everybody.

  19. AO said,

    Ha…K2, no you don’t!!

  20. AO said,

    Nadine, don’t know if you saw my post from the other day but, thanks for the pics! I love them. Think I’m going to print them up and post them on my “refrigerator hall of fame.” They’ll go right up there with my kids poetry, art work, pictures of my nieces and nephews etc. You get the picture, right? Only really good things go on my refrigerator. Thanks again.

  21. AO said,

    Oh, one more thing. Laflamme, where the fluck are you? You’ve been “absent” around here lately. Are you okay?

  22. Linda said,

    AO! Hello! I thought I was the only one out here!

  23. Martha said,

    I’m here too, but working, so paying attention, but not close attention.

  24. Linda said,

    That’s me during the day, Martha.

  25. Martha said,

    About this time of night, it gets pretty quiet here. I can’t really do anything more until after 9 so I read this, keep checking my work email account and read the local paper on line. I already read the SJ. This is the quietest part of my night. I’m here for just about another hour.

  26. AO said,

    I’m sharing the computer with my husband. He’s writing a report so…I can’t stay long. Hey, “ya’ll”.

  27. Linda said,

    Anybody watching the AMA awards?

  28. Nadine said,

    K2, you once again took the words from my mouth…to quote the man Mr. Reznor (of NIN) himself:

    “Don’t think you’re having all the fun. You know me, I hate everyone!”

    Anyway, Jerry, if you are referring to me, well, I just got this to say; I am not a bigot. I’ll give everyone a chance, or even two, but that doesn’t ever change the way I see a whole race, which is simply that we all have the same DNA. I feel free to call myself a “mutt” of mixed ethnicity, so I am secure in making fun of myself.

    Even when I call myself a retard — doesn’t bother me, even though I’m labeled bi-polar, which some (idiots) think that it is mentally “retarded” or “challenged”, all the same to me…I LIVE IT! I know myself and don’t care what anyone else thinks of me. And, just to iterate, my resume is quite impressive. Behavioral Science was my major, in fact.

    So, that said…any New Order fans here? Was watching the video for “Bizarre Love Triangle” and there is a pause and a black and white clip of a movie comes in and an Asian girl says “I don’t believe in reincarnation because I refuse to come back as a bug or a rabbit!” then a lily white dude says “you know, you’re really an UP person aren’t you?” Then back to the song, (whatever, deal with the “racism”, it doesn’t exist, just stating the plot and facts). Anyway, anyone know what movie that is from?

    Yeah, still bored, “sippin’ on gin and juice…” (there’s more trivia for ya 🙂 ), watchin’ music videos — ahh the memories. I LOVE the ’80’s!

  29. Nadine said,

    Oh! And AO, thanks! Quite a compliment! I have much artwork adorning my refridgerator as well, which is also very selective. I feel special… *grin*

    Thanks again. I’ve received so much positve feedback on my pictures lately (I won’t use the word “photography” as I have had no classes whatsoever), that I’m thinking about pursuing it. Even Doug Rafferty of WGME (sorry Mark, but thanks for the compliments!) said that my “photos” of the Pierce St fire were “stunning” and showed a few of ’em on air!

    Ok, I’m too high on myself, someone throw a stone…Jerry? Anyone? Nah, don’t, I am rarely this outspoken/self-righteous and don’t wanna get shot down.

    Yo Marky Mark!! Yo funky bunch wants ta say hello dawg! Heh! (just keep diggin’ that hole Nadine…haha!).

  30. Mainetarr said,

    I am watching Chappelles Show. I was laughing so hard I was teary eyed a few minutes ago. I am a big Carlos Mencia fan, but he hasn’t been on lately.

    I think Mark is recovering from a migrane headache and is lying low.

  31. Linda said,

    Sorry about the headache, Mark.

    Hey Nadine, nice work with the photos. Go ahead and brag, no stones coming at you tonight.

  32. Nadine said,

    Carlos is one of my friends on MySpace MT!! He rocks!! Message on the way to you on MS…

    Thanks Linda! Headache? I ain’t heard ‘a no stinkin’ headache! I got a cure for that Mark, “say hello to my little friend” — heh! (Mommy’s little helper? I’ll share! 🙂 )

  33. Nadine said,

    K folks, I’m like audi fur sure (I shoulda entered that 80’s thing in the SJ…seriously!). Seems I come here and no-one is around. What’s new, right?

    Maybe later…

  34. Linda said,

    Some days are like that, Nadine. I feel that way when the conversation rages all day (while I’m at work) and then in the evening — nothing.

  35. AO said,

    Mother’s Little Helpers?? Nadine…I’m IN. And, congratulations on your photo’s on Channel 13. How cool is that? Yup, you’re gonna be gracing my fridge. Thanks for thinking of me.

    Mark, feel better soon.

  36. Nobody said,

    In addition to her credited roles, [Jodi] Long appeared uncredited in a brief black-and-white cut-scene in the music video for Bizarre Love Triangle by the British group New Order, directed by American artist Robert Longo, in which she argues with E. Max Frye (where she emphatically declares “I don’t believe in reincarnation because I refuse to come back as a bug or as a rabbit!”).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Long

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