Okay, who among you has seen the now passe Pam Anderson-Tommy Lee porn tape? Show of hands… Just put your hands up if you’ve seen the video clip. Come on people…
You’ve watched it and you’ll probably watch it again. The boat? The cigarettes and doobies? Tommy Lee’s alleged penis? All coming back to you now? Yes, you’ve watched it. You filthy, filthy bunch.
That Kid Rock is a dazzling looking fella, too. I know we’re all waiting with restrained arousal for THAT video to emerge. Wait, did one emerge already?
Anyway, a toast to Pamela and her newly single floatation devices. Too big? Just right? Don’t care one way or another?
LOS ANGELES—Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock each filed divorce papers yesterday seeking to end their marriage of less than four months. Anderson’s representative would not comment on the reason or any particulars of the divorce. Anderson and Rock, whose real name is Robert Ritchie, each cited “irreconcilable differences” in their divorce filings in Los Angeles County Superior Court. “Yes, it’s true,” Anderson wrote in a brief statement on her website. “Unfortunately impossible.” A message left with Ritchie’s attorney wasn’t immediately returned. The relationship between Anderson, 39, and Ritchie, 35, has been a turbulent one since they became engaged in 2002. They broke up the following year, but later reunited and held several wedding ceremonies over the summer.